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Friday 6 November 2009

stop pussy footing around . . . you pussy


To pussyfoot around the question or point means to be evasive, cautious, or conceal one’s opinions. The reference is to the careful soft tread of the cat and has no vulgar implications, other than obvious ties to weakness, which “pussy” sometimes connotes.

BUT before we get to that…

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, puss was used as a “call-name” for cats in both German and English, but pussy was used in English more as a synonym for “cat”: compare “pussycat”. In addition to cats, the word was also used for rabbits and hares as well as a humorous name for tigers. In the 19th century, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, the meaning was extended “in childish speech, applied to anything soft and furry”, as in Pussy Willow. In thieves’ slang, it meant “fur coat”.

AND now to the real deal…



some pussies: being honest
Genitalia
The word “pussy” often refers to the female genitalia. Used in conjunction with “some”, the phrase some pussy refers to sexual intercourse itself. Most dictionaries mark the anatomical meaning as “vulgar” or “offensive” and its use is frowned upon in polite company.

The German form is cognate (Fotze; compare “Puss-y” to “Fotz-e” [in the style of Futs-sy]), and the (vulgar) French term “chatte” (literally a female cat) is analogous.

Weakness
The meaning “weak or cowardly person” has a separate etymology. Websters 1913 Revised Unabridged Dictionary lists this version of pussy as an alternate spelling of “pursy”, an otherwise obsolete English word meaning “fat and short-breathed; fat, short, and thick; swelled with pampering …”The interpretation is often misconstrued, as it contains multiple meanings which some consider derogatory. In fact, when pussy appears in the earlier 1828 edition of the dictionary, this definition is presented for the word, while the older pursy is simply offered as a “corrupt orthography”.

Pursy (pronounced with a short u, and with the r slurred or silent) was in turn derived from an Old French word variously spelled pourcif, poulsif, poussif, meaning “to push, thrust, or heave”. In this sense, it is cognate with the modern French verb pousser, also meaning “to push”.

The word pussy can also be used in a derogatory sense to refer to a male who is not considered sufficiently masculine (see Gender role). When used in this sense, it carries the implication of being easily fatigued, weak or cowardly.

Men dominated by women (particularly their partners or spouses and at one time referred to as ‘Hen-pecked’) can be referred to as pussy-whipped (or simply whipped in slightly more polite society or media).

It is a well-known fact that Bolehland politicians are experts in pussy footing around while secretly banging pussies. This phenomenon has been going on for more than 50 years…because all the people who voted them in have been pussy-whipped until they are now wet pussies.


Unless. . .*dramatic music* *credit rolls up* catch the conclusion in 18 months’ time in the next General Election.

IF you cunt wait, you can get more pussy at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy

Or you want this?

think being a busy-body, I must share with you all! Look how good am I

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