S-s-so you teach kids how to TCSS?
Posted on February 14, 2013 by diamond koo
Bored Old Friend: OMG, you actually tell them what TCSS means?
New Me: Well, yeah. IF you don’t know how to TCSS, how you gonna get on in the real world? This school is like a resort to them. Duh? Get real dude.
BOF: I see, I see. and you get paid to do that? You are paid enough, I hope…
NM: I used to make. But, I only work 28.5 weeks not including Pubic Hols and Hurry Raya time off. That’s roughly 6 months’ work for a year’s pay. Good eh?
BOF: But, but you used to make a 5-figure salary yo. Why is it a better deal?
[THIS PICTURE WILL BEST ILLUSTRATE WHY IT IS A BETTER DEAL: HERE YOU WILL SEE A TYPICAL STUDENT DOING A TYPICAL MONDAY TO FRYDAY ACTIVITY. HE IS SIMPLY LAYING DOWN ON HIS BACK, PRETENDING TO BE SICK OR INJURED OR SOME THING.
THEN NO NEED TO ATTEND BORING CLASSES TAUGHT BY MORE BORING TEACHERS. A TYPICAL CHAP LIKE THE ONE YOU SEE HERE IS WEARING SLIPPERS COS HE GOT SCRATCHED BY A BLADE OF GRASS. A BLADE, MIND YOU.
SURELY, IT MUST BE PLENTY PAINFOOL. OR WAS HE BITTEN BY AN ANT? I FORGET. ANYWAY, ALL PRIVATE SCHOOLS HERE IN BOLEH LAND ARE LIKE RESORTS TO THEM. AND I TEACH THERE. SO, HOLIDAY FOR ME TOO. LA LA LA.]
NM: Hey, most reasonable…compared to the 24/7 schedule I used to keep in my last working life.
BOF: Remind me. What work did you do before you became a guru?
NM: Umm…Creative Director, Art Director, Copywriter, Account Director, Media Planner, Strategist, Boot Licker. . .one of those, depending on the day and da mood of da Boss.
BOF: Nice. Aah, now I wememeber, the sell-your-soul-to-the-devil industry.
NM: Yeah. THAT one.
BOF: The so-called ad business. The mad men business. The communications cum proper ganda dua kali cum propaganda cum pubic relations cum sell-you-what-you-don’t-want cum bull shit industry. The one najisita is using so effectively nowadays?
NM: Alright already. BUT, it can backfire and bite you in the ass IF you are not careful. TOO much exposure and pppffftt.
BOF: BUT then again, if nobody talks about you, all your money’s wasted.
NM: Hey, when did you become so smart ass?
BOF: I learn from the very best – you! Ass hole…
NM: Thanks. BTW, we are TCSS-ing. .what were we tokking about before we went off tangent?
BOF: Your new job old man. Anyway, I think it’s still the same gig, ain’t it? You’ll still be presenting to mother fuckers who know nothing.
NM: BUT want more of it.to mean, demanding, arrogant, stoopiak adult clients to needy, rich kids with equal arrogance! And attitude. hey, cum to tink of it, they could even be your Client’s children! Ha ha ha. Bloody beeeeeg fooking deal.
NM: Tiu…niamah ka hai…yau hai wor (Cantonese dialect. Translation: “you are fucking right”).
BOF: Hey mind your French please. Oh BTW, wot happened to that fishy mag you were going to publish anyway?
NM: KIV I guess. Maybe I could flog it off to the school? Call it community service or sum thing.
BOF: Yeah, sure. Just remember me when you rake in the big bucks.
NM: Yeah, like in my dreams. Now, shall we do lunch?
BOF: You buying?
NM: sure, when I make principal . . .in like twenty years’ time…ha ha.
BOF: You da TCSS king Bro.