one lady, one malaysia f one

Woo hoo. I mean, yeah baby.

THIS morning, found out, belatedly that Miss, i mean Lahtuk, Michelle Yeoh is now Mrs. Todt who is going to be the new President (the toad, not the lah-toad) of the Body governing F One ~ the international super duper one-seater car race. Well, they had secretly married last week already but today, only officially reported.

IF you go to this link, you can see that our ex-Bond girl’s second marriage, has upset (slightly) a few people:

http://www.yelp.com/topic/chicago-wtf-michelle-yeoh-s-married-to-this-ugly-f-ck

It could be because he looks like this:

hey, Michelle, nice branded hand bag u got there

BUT, what i really want to bitch about is F One. You see, Honda has already pulled out. Next year, Toyota and BMW will be missing. And Malaysia, through Lotus-Proton, is throwing in their errr.. expertise. An all-Malaysian team no less. And a promise of winning “some thing” within 3 years. Okay, they wanna win one race. What the fuck. When Renault and Ferrari pull out, sooner or later, what will a win mean? Oh OK u will beat the Brawn team, this year’s beeeg winner.

*feeble clap*

*yawn*

Over the last eight seasons, Toyota have scored three pole positions, three fastest laps, 13 podiums and 278.5 points, though never that elusive win. Hallo, it’s da frigging mighty Toyota. 8 years, no win. And Malaysia, on a Cosworth engine, aspires to win within 3. Boleh, boleh, boleh.

So, all is good, but lagi boleh, we have the first lady of F one married to a F face okaaaaaaaaaaay?

This is, of course, all in line with the spirit of one Malaysia.

So, what is my point? Uh…you need one? I don’t have wor.

So how?