the Lord's prayer: explained, plainly

Me: our Father who art in Heaven...

God: Yes?

Me: Don't interrupt me. i'm praying...

God: . . . but, but you called me . . .

Me: Called You? I didn't call You, I'm praying. Our Father who art in Heaven...

God: There. You did it again!

Me: did whaaat?

God: Called me. You said, " Our Father who art in Heaven." Here I am...what's on your mind?

Me: But