From: ZZTop Sent: 3/28/2008 11:13 AM
pugsy,
Thanks for that Florence Nightingale site. Excellent one! I've been Googling, Yahooing and Hoohooing for almost a week and didn't come across this one. Really helpful, thanks again. You da Googleman!
Incorrect x 3. I think the shih tzu, peke or even poodle are the vain mutts in the dog world.
First of all, it's not incorrect, leave alone x 3! Yup, I should have mentioned Shih Tzu as well though I've never had one but aware of their notorious for being vain. I'm not familiar with the Peke fella. These are ALSO vain mutts. Are you implying Pomeranians are not? Let's not get started on mutts here!
Maybe you could start a thread on the cannine species and begin with the Pug [pun intended!]. Afterall, you have the ideal nick for it, not to mention the knack.
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From: pug Sent: 3/28/2008 1:33 PM
pugsy,
Thanks for that Florence Nightingale site. Excellent one! I've been Googling, Yahooing and Hoohooing for almost a week and didn't come across this one. Really helpful, thanks again. You da Googleman!
Arf! You are most welcome. May I ask why you want so many images of her? A nurse project? You want your partner to wear her period clothes because it excites you? You want to wear it yourself? Woof! Pray tell. . .
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From: pug Sent: 3/28/2008 1:44 PM
Are you implying Pomeranians are not? Let's not get started on mutts here!
I've owned two Poms before; a bitch and a dog. Both were not so-called vain at all; the bitch was yappy, the dog pisses over the furniture a lot. Maybe your Pom got its vain behaviour from you?
My Shih Tzu is more "manja" needy, than vain. How does a vain dog behave anyway? Strutting and showing off its peacock tail? Now, peacocks ~ them birds are commonly believed to be vain!
Even my Japanese Chin with its peacock-like fan tail is not vain. So. . . maybe your Poms are the exception?
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From: ZZTop Sent: 3/28/2008 2:46 PM
Arf! You are most welcome. May I ask why you want so many images of her? A nurse project? You want your partner to wear her period clothes because it excites you? You want to wear it yourself? Woof! Pray tell. . .
A real sicko aren't you? At least we know how your mind [physical, not intellect!] works! If Florence Nightingale and her uniform can cause anyone to turn their thoughts to anything remotely sexual, that person must be sick... real sick! I've seen nurses uniform that do, but Florence Nightingale? Get help da...quickly!!!
I'm doing an oil painting portrait of her for a new Nursing college here. It's a large one and I needed some details.
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From: ZZTop Sent: 3/28/2008 2:48 PM
I've owned two Poms before; a bitch and a dog. Both were not so-called vain at all;
That's understandable. You can't have the dog and the owner behaving vain, can you? And two dogs don't make the characteristics of the breed you know.
the bitch was yappy, the dog pisses over the furniture a lot.
Ah well... maybe you had the odd bitch that was not potty trained and wanted so much to emulate her master? Miss Jones describes mine to a tee for example, "...she uses papers for a bathroom and doesn't make his person get up early for a potty walk". Never done a job on the furniture, and mine is two and half.
Maybe your Pom got its vain behaviour from you?
You know who I'd like to piss on right now? That should prove I'm not vain.
My Shih Tzu is more "manja" needy, than vain.
That's what I'm told, almost human like, but I've never had the experience with one.
How does a vain dog behave anyway?
Mine willl never do her job if anyone is watching! But I suppose yours would just shoot all over your legs?
Strutting and showing off its peacock tail? Now, peacocks ~ them birds are commonly believed to be vain! Even my Japanese Chin with its peacock-like fan tail is not vain.
Like I said, maybe they don't want to crowd your house with vain pots! Overkill?
So. . . maybe your Poms are the exception?
Not according to the experts in the field. There's even a chapter specifically dedicated to this topic, 'The World according to the Pomeranian' which describes all their eccentricities.
http://groups.msn.com/MalaysiaMSN/
bakarmerah: burn, burn, burn. . .burning off all the stuff inside my head. . .
Friday, 28 March 2008
happiness cake
A Special Recipe
Recipe for Happiness Cake
Take a couple of good deeds, a measure of thoughtfulness, a heaping tablespoon of consideration,a sizable portion of forgiveness and mix thoroughly with tears of joy and seeds of faith.
Blend daily into your life, baked with the warmth of love, served with a blessing and a smile to make a life full of peace and happiness.
Recipe for Happiness Cake
Take a couple of good deeds, a measure of thoughtfulness, a heaping tablespoon of consideration,a sizable portion of forgiveness and mix thoroughly with tears of joy and seeds of faith.
Blend daily into your life, baked with the warmth of love, served with a blessing and a smile to make a life full of peace and happiness.
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
new job, new life, or something like that
heh heh, got meself a new job. same shit, different day i guess.
Thursday, 13 December 2007
Paris Hilton Gets Naked For Booze
Paris Hilton Gets Naked For Booze
December 13th, 2007 at 16:30 by Stuart Heritage
Post-jail, Paris Hilton promised to change her image and only do things that would benefit mankind - which is why she's got naked, smeared herself in gold paint and crawled across a desert like some kind of dreadful numpty.
Not that we should be shocked by this, of course - and don't pretend that you haven't seen Paris Hilton naked before, because you have, you bloody pervert - and anyway, it's all to advertise booze. Paris Hilton has got naked to promote her new range of canned champagne entitled Rich Prosecco, launched in Germany today. And it gets better, because Paris Hilton is going to donate 20% of all Rich Prosecco sales to charity. You see, if only Mother Teresa had thought to daub herself with gold paint and writhe around naked in the desert like a horny golden rattlesnake like Paris Hilton, then maybe everyone wouldn't have thought she was such a selfish idiot.
It's become rather trendy for famously drunk celebrities to launch their own alcohol lines. For example, after Danny DeVito drunkenly belched limoncello-scented vomit into his own mouth during a shambolic interview on The View, he went onto launch his own limoncello brand. And while we eagerly await David Hasselhoff's line of extra-strong lager (slogan "It'll make you cry and wet yourself and roll around on the floor topless in front of your horrified children… or your money back!") and Mel Gibson's own-brand tequila ("Curse the Jews! I did!") we'll have to put up with Paris Hilton's new alcohol range.
You see, Paris Hilton has decided to combine the two things that she loves most in all the world - being naked and getting smashed on booze. And for once she's decided to do it in away that doesn't involve sucking off a man on the internet or drink-driving - this time Paris Hilton is tastefully naked in a desert to advertise Rich Prosecco, her new champagne line that's named after how rich she is and all the times she's been prosecuted this year. Probably.
We know what you're thinking - what has Paris Hilton naked in the desert got to do with champagne? And we're not entirely sure. True, we've wanted to drop Paris Hilton naked in the desert several times before, but only so we could force her to understand that sitting out for weeks in a 130F wilderness in the middle of summer with no clothes or water is 'hot' and that perhaps she should try another way to describe every bastard thing she ever encounters, but we never thought to paint her gold first.
But whatever the reason, this whole 'golden naked Paris Hilton in the desert' trick seems to have worked, because it's got people talking about her new range of canned champagne before she's even properly launched it. Maybe if Rich Prosecco is a success, someone can even convince her to stay there.
We know what else you're thinking, by the way - you're wondering why anyone other than aristocratic tramps would bother drinking champagne out of a can in the first place? The answer to that one is simple - if the police pull you over because you've been swerving across lanes like some kind of drunken arsehole, it's much easier to throw a can of champagne out of your car window than a magnum of champagne. See? Paris Hilton has thought of everything.
December 13th, 2007 at 16:30 by Stuart Heritage
Post-jail, Paris Hilton promised to change her image and only do things that would benefit mankind - which is why she's got naked, smeared herself in gold paint and crawled across a desert like some kind of dreadful numpty.
Not that we should be shocked by this, of course - and don't pretend that you haven't seen Paris Hilton naked before, because you have, you bloody pervert - and anyway, it's all to advertise booze. Paris Hilton has got naked to promote her new range of canned champagne entitled Rich Prosecco, launched in Germany today. And it gets better, because Paris Hilton is going to donate 20% of all Rich Prosecco sales to charity. You see, if only Mother Teresa had thought to daub herself with gold paint and writhe around naked in the desert like a horny golden rattlesnake like Paris Hilton, then maybe everyone wouldn't have thought she was such a selfish idiot.
It's become rather trendy for famously drunk celebrities to launch their own alcohol lines. For example, after Danny DeVito drunkenly belched limoncello-scented vomit into his own mouth during a shambolic interview on The View, he went onto launch his own limoncello brand. And while we eagerly await David Hasselhoff's line of extra-strong lager (slogan "It'll make you cry and wet yourself and roll around on the floor topless in front of your horrified children… or your money back!") and Mel Gibson's own-brand tequila ("Curse the Jews! I did!") we'll have to put up with Paris Hilton's new alcohol range.
You see, Paris Hilton has decided to combine the two things that she loves most in all the world - being naked and getting smashed on booze. And for once she's decided to do it in away that doesn't involve sucking off a man on the internet or drink-driving - this time Paris Hilton is tastefully naked in a desert to advertise Rich Prosecco, her new champagne line that's named after how rich she is and all the times she's been prosecuted this year. Probably.
We know what you're thinking - what has Paris Hilton naked in the desert got to do with champagne? And we're not entirely sure. True, we've wanted to drop Paris Hilton naked in the desert several times before, but only so we could force her to understand that sitting out for weeks in a 130F wilderness in the middle of summer with no clothes or water is 'hot' and that perhaps she should try another way to describe every bastard thing she ever encounters, but we never thought to paint her gold first.
But whatever the reason, this whole 'golden naked Paris Hilton in the desert' trick seems to have worked, because it's got people talking about her new range of canned champagne before she's even properly launched it. Maybe if Rich Prosecco is a success, someone can even convince her to stay there.
We know what else you're thinking, by the way - you're wondering why anyone other than aristocratic tramps would bother drinking champagne out of a can in the first place? The answer to that one is simple - if the police pull you over because you've been swerving across lanes like some kind of drunken arsehole, it's much easier to throw a can of champagne out of your car window than a magnum of champagne. See? Paris Hilton has thought of everything.
Monday, 12 November 2007
ummm toosdey
work -- got in late 1025 -- started work -- finished work -- back to playing literati -- and it's still only 1235 -- another 6 miserable hours to go --
Sunday, 11 November 2007
duh monday
monday -- out of petrol -- go pump, go to work -- first blog -- bored -- hang around till it's time to go home -- maybe in between get some work done.
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